It's September, and by now you probably have played host to the usual assortment of summer guests, all seeking to hit the usual assortment of tourist destinations. You have trekked to the National Zoo, covered miles of polished floor in Smithsonian museums, solemnly moved shoulder-to-sweaty-shoulder past the various war memorials.
Sure, you've enjoyed showing off the nation's capital, but secretly you've started to dream about ever-so-gently nudging your guests off the beaten path, giving them a unique taste of Washington.